Take it Easy, Whitey – An open letter to Hil and her Crew of Wackjobs

To the Wingnuts:

I understand that things are confusing right now. You’re getting all these mixed messages about Black folks from pop culture. Like for instance: when is it ok to call a black person the n-word as in that’s my homie. I’ll clear that shit up for you, just so you know: NEVER. It’s never ok. It’s not ok that we do it. But I digress.

The current political hubbub has everyone all a twitter because the Black guy is positioned to win. I know you liberal types are more confused than ever since you assumed, as Hillary did that she had it in the bag since her “Black” husband was so beloved and such a smoothie in his day you figured as she did that all that slick goodness would be all she needed to cinch the nomination and not much else. Then it all started falling apart and she got to play the role of victim. Probably for the first time in her life she didn’t get what she wanted. Sure she’s married to a philandering hoebag, but she could deal with that if she was going to get something bigger than Kobe’s wife’s diamond. How many cats do you know that could deliver as big a prize as The Leader of The Free World? Not many. So she sucked it up. The fucking of fat bitches and the parade of hoes would have to take a backseat to her grander aspirations.

Anyhoo, it turns out he can’t deliver on that deal on top of the infidelity. Now everyone is pissed. My response? Boo fucking hoo. Aw, so the poor put upon white broad didn’t get what she wanted so the election process is flawed. Wah! So now ya’ll are threatening to vote McSame. Ok. But ya’ll do know that he’ll anti all the stuff you’re pro for right? Like gay marriage and abortions and stuff like that. Can you really be ok with cutting off your nose to spite your face because that scary Black dude who has been nothing but accommodating to ya’lls girl in the face of her tomfoolery and downright disrespect? Ya’ll keep saying ya’ll don’t trust him and blah blah. But why is that?

It’s ok to be afraid but really, 50+% of the country is ok with Barack. Why can’t you be? He clearly resonates something that folks are feeling. Way more than your girl so why so difficult to accept what’s right in front of your faces.

If I say that is it because he’s the other and you don’t know how to deal with otherness, ya’ll go crazy and screech about how ya’ll have 6 and a ½ Black friends and you’ve got mad amounts of hip hop on your iPod so you can’t be a racist. To that I say: You need more people. Because I don’t believe you. If you are counting your Black friends, them cats ain’t your friends and you’re no better than Cletus and nem in the back woods. Who I respect more because they are at least up front with their bigotry unlike ya'll who smile while spouting platitudes about equality & whatever bullshit you can serve up. Wake up! We are not fooled so stop lying to yourselves. So go ahead and vote McSame because he's the white guy & stop pretending that it's cause ya'll are mad your girl lost.


To Hil:

Maybe the country is just not into you Hil? Did you ever think of that? You walked in to this thing assuming that the Black cat (funny how no one acknowledges his white moms) wouldn’t have a chance in hell of beating you. So you didn’t bother to plan or even have a decent campaign. When the boat started sinking you got your attack Negroes out and brought your hoe ass husband to do some body and fender work on your competitor to no avail. You tried it all too. Tears, race baiting, inappropriate pastors, inappropriate priests, the closet Muslim Manchurian Candidate angle (seriously?) and then more tears.

What it all comes down to is that you suck. You suck as a human being and you’ve embarrassed woman of all ages. That’s right you suck. Some how you’ve got all these people thinking that you’re some sort of victim of the male patriarchy and it’s all so unfair. What it really is that you have a sense of entitlement that all white folks have to some degree or another. Even the most “liberal” cat has it.

After a lifetime of falling back on whiteness it must be galling to have this biracial cat roll in and scoop what you so thoroughly believe is yours. But reality is beating you about the head right now. This country has been sunk to the lowest depths by egotistical white folks who have fallen back on the passes that are granted in this country on dint of being born white.

That pass has allowed you to change the rules to suit your needs and to get away with saying the most wretched and untrue things. Time is ticking down on that pass though at least for you any way. People are sick of the slash & burn politricks you & your man specialize in. Maybe just maybe this time out the cat that plays fair & is a class act can win this thing. At least I hope so. Because right now folks are feeling engaged in the political process & if the bad guys get over again it will crush so many folks they may never recover.

Myself included.