Today we were graced by President Obama addressing the international community on issues such as Global Warming, Palestinian/Isreali Relations, War and Peace Seeking Missions. I will blog more after the Assembly is over for the day. To view the transcript of his speech as well as see the video, please click here
Link to President Ahmadinejad's Speech click here
Link to President Gadhafi's speech, click here
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Friday, May 29, 2009
Calls, Conferences and Cries
Air Force One Operator...
Yes, that's what came through my phone! Who did I get to share the moment with? None other than Max...oh and whoever else was on the phone too. Barack Obama Rules for having a conference call thanking the volunteers. I WAS ON A CALL WITH THE PRESIDENT!!! It's official...I'm a swagger stan!
Yes, that's what came through my phone! Who did I get to share the moment with? None other than Max...oh and whoever else was on the phone too. Barack Obama Rules for having a conference call thanking the volunteers. I WAS ON A CALL WITH THE PRESIDENT!!! It's official...I'm a swagger stan!
Monday, January 12, 2009
Friday, January 9, 2009
The US
“George Bush doesn’t like Black People”Well not those wanting to start their visit a little early. It came out this week that President (I refuse to continue saying elect) Obama and family were denied early check-in at Blair House because the former Prime Minister from Australia, John Howard, had previously been booked. The craziness, besides telling the President NO, is the Blair House is a compound made up of 4 adjacent buildings from the original as well as a townhouse. The house contains 119 rooms and 35 bathrooms. I guess 6 people sleeping there maxs out their capacity. Well now Mary, Joseph and the Obamas have all heard there’s no room at the inn.
“GDUB1 Kicks Off the New Year”I’ll just post the convo with my partner for life (not like that) Vixen:
ME: so i saw Bush Sr.
awful
everyone had a look of WTH on their faces
now i saw it in our conference room
I wonder what the actual folks there looked liked
I thought our CEO was going to cream on himself
cuz he was all on Sr.'s Nutsack
Sent at 3:59 PM on Tuesday
Mrs: LMAO @ CEO Jizzin in his pants over GDub 1
ME: girl
folks were like THE FUCK?!?!
did we pay for that shit?
Mrs: Does Poppy look like the cryptkeeper?
ME: YES
Mrs: and yes ya'll paid handsomely for that
not Billery money
but ya'll paid
that's where the money saved by firing all them folks went
ME: YES!
that's what we said
Sent at 4:05 PM on Tuesday
ME: here i was listening to janis joplin
when bam
i got listen to his cantankerous ass
talking about fishing
hillary being a strong willed woman
the liberal media and bashing the NY TImes
obama being off to a good start cuz he kept Gates
oh and his feeling emotional about seeing the parade of tanks and troops with stormin normin
oh and btw
his little filmography
bashed regan...and changed history
i was like eh?
wasnt regan your boy
after he beat ur ass when u ran against him
then he talked about how ronnyboy loved to say he wasn't for increasing taxes but increased them 12 times
oh and how the media is unfair to the current president
Mrs: LMAO
how did you not holler at your desk?
ME: i was so busy shaking my head
and mouthing wtf
and asking anye who is there personally to throw shoes for me
he said he prefers streaking
but asked if i have bail money
oh and talk about spoonfed questions
one chick was like "PRes. Bush it's an honor to have you here (everyone started with that bullshit line). When I was first able to vote, I voted for you."
i was like HOE SIT DOWN
one dude asked him about homelessness after he licked his balls by saying "When you were in office you launched a homeless ending campaign" and then he went on to ask about how we can better the homeless situation now
to which Dub1 said..."I don't know how"
SON!
Mrs: I'm sending this whole exchange to Jen
LMAO
I'm in hysterics at my desk
ME: He also said Margaret Thatcher was a strong willed woman too
and went on to give an example of such will...
Mrs: I would have been like since your the shitty tree that the rotten fruit we have as president came from, how would you respond to the the fact, not the opinion, that your spawn is the worst president in history
ME: "When we were boycotting, I mean checking all of the boats in the Gulf, I received intelligence information to not stop this one boat (why no one followed up with what was in that boat...). I was asked who's going to tell Thatcher so I said I would. She said George don't get all wobbly on us."
WTF?
Mrs: strong willed is a nice way of saying a bitch that got her way by being a bitch. A chick who shouldn't have done well playing in the sandbox with the boys but managed to despite being a weak ass woman
ME: That's all he had
YES!
someone asked (i think it was our CEO between cries of passion) about his friendship with Dirty Bill
Mrs: Never mind that he's more bitch than anyone else
that was his whole rep
being a bitch ass
ME: and he said Bill's a nice guy. Barbara said to not bring him home again because he talkes to much.
WTF?
Mrs: wiping tears over between cries of passion
ME: You and your momwife need to get swallowed up by the hurricane that is known as SweetDickBilly's cumsack
Mrs: naw! The silver douche bag said that shit
if a hoe ever needed to sit down...
ME: I was done
Mrs: what is your work number
ME: ok
girl so
lemme get back in the groove
he talked about how when he went to see Ronnieboy when he had gone really downhill
how ronnie was like do you see this line?
and Dub1 said no
he said but ronnie didn't see it either
i
DIED
He said how Ronnie was good at getting the limelight stuff but he really caused the unification of Germany
The Fall of communism
Mrs: wow
ME: i was like really? Backstabbing the dead much George
Mrs: basically he's saying he was Ronnie's Cheney
and I believe that
ME: YES!
Mrs: Ron was a wind up toy
ME: He talked about how the FBI didn't like him and the CIA much
then he rambled about fishing
oh and he said something about how you should like spying
but he doesn't know if the government reads our emails
but spying isn't bad
Mrs: got this from Jen: http://www.aksalser.com/game.htm
wow
ME: All the while...our CEO was there rolling his eyes back from sheer orgasmic glory from that which is Dub1
Mrs: he was the head of the CIa
and was the biggest user of them in a presidency
till his kid I'm sure
ME: And i almost lost it
Mrs: LMAO
ME: when he talked about skydiving
he said barbara told him this was gonna be his last time
but he said he's not doing it solo
he will be
"strapped to a huge guy who's really strong"
i was like you HOMOsapian cocksucker
and it was cuz of how he said it
he's a closet
look at his wife
Mrs: she's a dude
ME: oh and how skydiving gives him physical pleasure
Mrs: ew
no
ME: and he needs that phsycal stimulation
Mrs: i don't need to know that
ME: I SAID THE FUCK
THE FUCK
Mrs: OMG
ME: THE FUC
Mrs: no
non
ME: YES!
YES
Mrs: nnnnnoooo
ME: now none of this had anything to do with sales kickoff
but i surely do wish olbermann was there
Mrs: oh shit
could you imagine?
ME: omg
i was imagining
when he said that shit
i was like what would olbermann do
after he pulled his head out of the garbage from vomitting
so when he was getting off the stage
our CEO had the help him
he said you have my other arm right
dont le tme fall
and instantly i thought of Stevie
Mrs: OH SHIT
if he went down like that
death
ME: girl
Mrs: immediate
for me
ME: DOA
son
Mrs: cause I would have died laffin
ME: DOA
Mrs: flat fucking line
ME: ok and that was my kickoff experience
“No Ticket, No Laundry”The new Jr. Senator from Ill, Ron Burris, was denied entry into the new senatorial class because his appointment was not certified by the state secretary. Burris has now been Signed and Sealed and will soon be Delivered back to Washington for his swearing in ceremony. That is, if the impeachment of BlaBANGovich does not impede his progress.
“It’s hunting season”But only for dark meat…
Oakland, CA: it has been released that the Oakland Mass Transit Police (Bay Area Rapid Transit) murdered an unarmed 22 year old black male, Oscar Grant III, for saying “don’t taze me. I have a four year old child.” Riots have erupted in the Oakland Community after a peaceful protest. Circa LA during Rodney King.
Houston, TX: Robbie Tolan was shot by a Bellaire Police Officer for suspected robbery of his own car at his parents’ house. He is now in the hospital with a bullet permanently lodged in his liver.
New Orleans, LA: The New Orleans Police are saying that 22 year old Adolph Grimes sent the first shot. It was their duty to return fire, 48 times, with two bullets hitting the front torso and 12 hitting Grimes in the back. The police are dodging questions faster than GDUB1 dodges shoes, however the coroner will release more information at a later date. He was three blocks from his grandmother’s house and just came from Houston for a visit. Grimes has no criminal history. Grimes was sitting in his car, waiting on a relative. The smell of cover up reeks.
International
“There will be no peace until we kill all of you”
This week Israel continued its “military offensive” on the Gaza, killing more than 600 and injuring more than 3000. Is Military Offensive the same thing as Vietnam being a Conflict? The UN has voted unanimously (without the US vote. Yay for abstention.) for Israel to cease their assault on the people of Gaza. Which Israel completely complied by sending more missiles to Gaza.
“What humanitarian crisis?”While Israel contended there was not a humanitarian crisis in Gaza, The Red Cross, in an unprecedented move, says Israel is breaching international humanitarian law after receiving distress calls and finding emaciated children sitting with their dying parents in shelled structures. http://www.reuters.com/article/featuredCrisis/idUS123149581769 Victims were found in a building that Israeli soldiers instructed a family to find shelter. The structure was then bombed by an Israeli missile.
“I’m sending you to Siberia”The government of Russia turned off Gas that’s supplied to Eastern Europe via the Ukrainian pipeline. Bulgaria has been mostly affected by these turn of events. Putin gave the cease gas orders because he wants the Ukraine to pay retail price for the gas they receive and pay for the gas they “skim” off the top to maintain the pipelines. The Ukrainian government has given Russia the equivalent of the “finger” and says they will not pay retail nor will they pay for the gas used for the lines. Sales of electric heaters have soared and sold out in all stores. Hungary is thinking of powering up a nuclear reactor to supply heat to their countrymen. The EU is working to sponsor talks with both countries and end this gas war.
“George Bush doesn’t like Black People”Well not those wanting to start their visit a little early. It came out this week that President (I refuse to continue saying elect) Obama and family were denied early check-in at Blair House because the former Prime Minister from Australia, John Howard, had previously been booked. The craziness, besides telling the President NO, is the Blair House is a compound made up of 4 adjacent buildings from the original as well as a townhouse. The house contains 119 rooms and 35 bathrooms. I guess 6 people sleeping there maxs out their capacity. Well now Mary, Joseph and the Obamas have all heard there’s no room at the inn.
“GDUB1 Kicks Off the New Year”I’ll just post the convo with my partner for life (not like that) Vixen:
ME: so i saw Bush Sr.
awful
everyone had a look of WTH on their faces
now i saw it in our conference room
I wonder what the actual folks there looked liked
I thought our CEO was going to cream on himself
cuz he was all on Sr.'s Nutsack
Sent at 3:59 PM on Tuesday
Mrs: LMAO @ CEO Jizzin in his pants over GDub 1
ME: girl
folks were like THE FUCK?!?!
did we pay for that shit?
Mrs: Does Poppy look like the cryptkeeper?
ME: YES
Mrs: and yes ya'll paid handsomely for that
not Billery money
but ya'll paid
that's where the money saved by firing all them folks went
ME: YES!
that's what we said
Sent at 4:05 PM on Tuesday
ME: here i was listening to janis joplin
when bam
i got listen to his cantankerous ass
talking about fishing
hillary being a strong willed woman
the liberal media and bashing the NY TImes
obama being off to a good start cuz he kept Gates
oh and his feeling emotional about seeing the parade of tanks and troops with stormin normin
oh and btw
his little filmography
bashed regan...and changed history
i was like eh?
wasnt regan your boy
after he beat ur ass when u ran against him
then he talked about how ronnyboy loved to say he wasn't for increasing taxes but increased them 12 times
oh and how the media is unfair to the current president
Mrs: LMAO
how did you not holler at your desk?
ME: i was so busy shaking my head
and mouthing wtf
and asking anye who is there personally to throw shoes for me
he said he prefers streaking
but asked if i have bail money
oh and talk about spoonfed questions
one chick was like "PRes. Bush it's an honor to have you here (everyone started with that bullshit line). When I was first able to vote, I voted for you."
i was like HOE SIT DOWN
one dude asked him about homelessness after he licked his balls by saying "When you were in office you launched a homeless ending campaign" and then he went on to ask about how we can better the homeless situation now
to which Dub1 said..."I don't know how"
SON!
Mrs: I'm sending this whole exchange to Jen
LMAO
I'm in hysterics at my desk
ME: He also said Margaret Thatcher was a strong willed woman too
and went on to give an example of such will...
Mrs: I would have been like since your the shitty tree that the rotten fruit we have as president came from, how would you respond to the the fact, not the opinion, that your spawn is the worst president in history
ME: "When we were boycotting, I mean checking all of the boats in the Gulf, I received intelligence information to not stop this one boat (why no one followed up with what was in that boat...). I was asked who's going to tell Thatcher so I said I would. She said George don't get all wobbly on us."
WTF?
Mrs: strong willed is a nice way of saying a bitch that got her way by being a bitch. A chick who shouldn't have done well playing in the sandbox with the boys but managed to despite being a weak ass woman
ME: That's all he had
YES!
someone asked (i think it was our CEO between cries of passion) about his friendship with Dirty Bill
Mrs: Never mind that he's more bitch than anyone else
that was his whole rep
being a bitch ass
ME: and he said Bill's a nice guy. Barbara said to not bring him home again because he talkes to much.
WTF?
Mrs: wiping tears over between cries of passion
ME: You and your momwife need to get swallowed up by the hurricane that is known as SweetDickBilly's cumsack
Mrs: naw! The silver douche bag said that shit
if a hoe ever needed to sit down...
ME: I was done
Mrs: what is your work number
ME: ok
girl so
lemme get back in the groove
he talked about how when he went to see Ronnieboy when he had gone really downhill
how ronnie was like do you see this line?
and Dub1 said no
he said but ronnie didn't see it either
i
DIED
He said how Ronnie was good at getting the limelight stuff but he really caused the unification of Germany
The Fall of communism
Mrs: wow
ME: i was like really? Backstabbing the dead much George
Mrs: basically he's saying he was Ronnie's Cheney
and I believe that
ME: YES!
Mrs: Ron was a wind up toy
ME: He talked about how the FBI didn't like him and the CIA much
then he rambled about fishing
oh and he said something about how you should like spying
but he doesn't know if the government reads our emails
but spying isn't bad
Mrs: got this from Jen: http://www.aksalser.com/game.htm
wow
ME: All the while...our CEO was there rolling his eyes back from sheer orgasmic glory from that which is Dub1
Mrs: he was the head of the CIa
and was the biggest user of them in a presidency
till his kid I'm sure
ME: And i almost lost it
Mrs: LMAO
ME: when he talked about skydiving
he said barbara told him this was gonna be his last time
but he said he's not doing it solo
he will be
"strapped to a huge guy who's really strong"
i was like you HOMOsapian cocksucker
and it was cuz of how he said it
he's a closet
look at his wife
Mrs: she's a dude
ME: oh and how skydiving gives him physical pleasure
Mrs: ew
no
ME: and he needs that phsycal stimulation
Mrs: i don't need to know that
ME: I SAID THE FUCK
THE FUCK
Mrs: OMG
ME: THE FUC
Mrs: no
non
ME: YES!
YES
Mrs: nnnnnoooo
ME: now none of this had anything to do with sales kickoff
but i surely do wish olbermann was there
Mrs: oh shit
could you imagine?
ME: omg
i was imagining
when he said that shit
i was like what would olbermann do
after he pulled his head out of the garbage from vomitting
so when he was getting off the stage
our CEO had the help him
he said you have my other arm right
dont le tme fall
and instantly i thought of Stevie
Mrs: OH SHIT
if he went down like that
death
ME: girl
Mrs: immediate
for me
ME: DOA
son
Mrs: cause I would have died laffin
ME: DOA
Mrs: flat fucking line
ME: ok and that was my kickoff experience
“No Ticket, No Laundry”The new Jr. Senator from Ill, Ron Burris, was denied entry into the new senatorial class because his appointment was not certified by the state secretary. Burris has now been Signed and Sealed and will soon be Delivered back to Washington for his swearing in ceremony. That is, if the impeachment of BlaBANGovich does not impede his progress.
“It’s hunting season”But only for dark meat…
Oakland, CA: it has been released that the Oakland Mass Transit Police (Bay Area Rapid Transit) murdered an unarmed 22 year old black male, Oscar Grant III, for saying “don’t taze me. I have a four year old child.” Riots have erupted in the Oakland Community after a peaceful protest. Circa LA during Rodney King.
Houston, TX: Robbie Tolan was shot by a Bellaire Police Officer for suspected robbery of his own car at his parents’ house. He is now in the hospital with a bullet permanently lodged in his liver.
New Orleans, LA: The New Orleans Police are saying that 22 year old Adolph Grimes sent the first shot. It was their duty to return fire, 48 times, with two bullets hitting the front torso and 12 hitting Grimes in the back. The police are dodging questions faster than GDUB1 dodges shoes, however the coroner will release more information at a later date. He was three blocks from his grandmother’s house and just came from Houston for a visit. Grimes has no criminal history. Grimes was sitting in his car, waiting on a relative. The smell of cover up reeks.
International
“There will be no peace until we kill all of you”
This week Israel continued its “military offensive” on the Gaza, killing more than 600 and injuring more than 3000. Is Military Offensive the same thing as Vietnam being a Conflict? The UN has voted unanimously (without the US vote. Yay for abstention.) for Israel to cease their assault on the people of Gaza. Which Israel completely complied by sending more missiles to Gaza.
“What humanitarian crisis?”While Israel contended there was not a humanitarian crisis in Gaza, The Red Cross, in an unprecedented move, says Israel is breaching international humanitarian law after receiving distress calls and finding emaciated children sitting with their dying parents in shelled structures. http://www.reuters.com/article/featuredCrisis/idUS123149581769 Victims were found in a building that Israeli soldiers instructed a family to find shelter. The structure was then bombed by an Israeli missile.
“I’m sending you to Siberia”The government of Russia turned off Gas that’s supplied to Eastern Europe via the Ukrainian pipeline. Bulgaria has been mostly affected by these turn of events. Putin gave the cease gas orders because he wants the Ukraine to pay retail price for the gas they receive and pay for the gas they “skim” off the top to maintain the pipelines. The Ukrainian government has given Russia the equivalent of the “finger” and says they will not pay retail nor will they pay for the gas used for the lines. Sales of electric heaters have soared and sold out in all stores. Hungary is thinking of powering up a nuclear reactor to supply heat to their countrymen. The EU is working to sponsor talks with both countries and end this gas war.
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