Today we were graced by President Obama addressing the international community on issues such as Global Warming, Palestinian/Isreali Relations, War and Peace Seeking Missions. I will blog more after the Assembly is over for the day. To view the transcript of his speech as well as see the video, please click here
Link to President Ahmadinejad's Speech click here
Link to President Gadhafi's speech, click here
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Friday, May 29, 2009
Calls, Conferences and Cries
Air Force One Operator...
Yes, that's what came through my phone! Who did I get to share the moment with? None other than Max...oh and whoever else was on the phone too. Barack Obama Rules for having a conference call thanking the volunteers. I WAS ON A CALL WITH THE PRESIDENT!!! It's official...I'm a swagger stan!
Yes, that's what came through my phone! Who did I get to share the moment with? None other than Max...oh and whoever else was on the phone too. Barack Obama Rules for having a conference call thanking the volunteers. I WAS ON A CALL WITH THE PRESIDENT!!! It's official...I'm a swagger stan!
Monday, January 12, 2009
Friday, January 9, 2009
The US
“George Bush doesn’t like Black People”Well not those wanting to start their visit a little early. It came out this week that President (I refuse to continue saying elect) Obama and family were denied early check-in at Blair House because the former Prime Minister from Australia, John Howard, had previously been booked. The craziness, besides telling the President NO, is the Blair House is a compound made up of 4 adjacent buildings from the original as well as a townhouse. The house contains 119 rooms and 35 bathrooms. I guess 6 people sleeping there maxs out their capacity. Well now Mary, Joseph and the Obamas have all heard there’s no room at the inn.
“GDUB1 Kicks Off the New Year”I’ll just post the convo with my partner for life (not like that) Vixen:
ME: so i saw Bush Sr.
awful
everyone had a look of WTH on their faces
now i saw it in our conference room
I wonder what the actual folks there looked liked
I thought our CEO was going to cream on himself
cuz he was all on Sr.'s Nutsack
Sent at 3:59 PM on Tuesday
Mrs: LMAO @ CEO Jizzin in his pants over GDub 1
ME: girl
folks were like THE FUCK?!?!
did we pay for that shit?
Mrs: Does Poppy look like the cryptkeeper?
ME: YES
Mrs: and yes ya'll paid handsomely for that
not Billery money
but ya'll paid
that's where the money saved by firing all them folks went
ME: YES!
that's what we said
Sent at 4:05 PM on Tuesday
ME: here i was listening to janis joplin
when bam
i got listen to his cantankerous ass
talking about fishing
hillary being a strong willed woman
the liberal media and bashing the NY TImes
obama being off to a good start cuz he kept Gates
oh and his feeling emotional about seeing the parade of tanks and troops with stormin normin
oh and btw
his little filmography
bashed regan...and changed history
i was like eh?
wasnt regan your boy
after he beat ur ass when u ran against him
then he talked about how ronnyboy loved to say he wasn't for increasing taxes but increased them 12 times
oh and how the media is unfair to the current president
Mrs: LMAO
how did you not holler at your desk?
ME: i was so busy shaking my head
and mouthing wtf
and asking anye who is there personally to throw shoes for me
he said he prefers streaking
but asked if i have bail money
oh and talk about spoonfed questions
one chick was like "PRes. Bush it's an honor to have you here (everyone started with that bullshit line). When I was first able to vote, I voted for you."
i was like HOE SIT DOWN
one dude asked him about homelessness after he licked his balls by saying "When you were in office you launched a homeless ending campaign" and then he went on to ask about how we can better the homeless situation now
to which Dub1 said..."I don't know how"
SON!
Mrs: I'm sending this whole exchange to Jen
LMAO
I'm in hysterics at my desk
ME: He also said Margaret Thatcher was a strong willed woman too
and went on to give an example of such will...
Mrs: I would have been like since your the shitty tree that the rotten fruit we have as president came from, how would you respond to the the fact, not the opinion, that your spawn is the worst president in history
ME: "When we were boycotting, I mean checking all of the boats in the Gulf, I received intelligence information to not stop this one boat (why no one followed up with what was in that boat...). I was asked who's going to tell Thatcher so I said I would. She said George don't get all wobbly on us."
WTF?
Mrs: strong willed is a nice way of saying a bitch that got her way by being a bitch. A chick who shouldn't have done well playing in the sandbox with the boys but managed to despite being a weak ass woman
ME: That's all he had
YES!
someone asked (i think it was our CEO between cries of passion) about his friendship with Dirty Bill
Mrs: Never mind that he's more bitch than anyone else
that was his whole rep
being a bitch ass
ME: and he said Bill's a nice guy. Barbara said to not bring him home again because he talkes to much.
WTF?
Mrs: wiping tears over between cries of passion
ME: You and your momwife need to get swallowed up by the hurricane that is known as SweetDickBilly's cumsack
Mrs: naw! The silver douche bag said that shit
if a hoe ever needed to sit down...
ME: I was done
Mrs: what is your work number
ME: ok
girl so
lemme get back in the groove
he talked about how when he went to see Ronnieboy when he had gone really downhill
how ronnie was like do you see this line?
and Dub1 said no
he said but ronnie didn't see it either
i
DIED
He said how Ronnie was good at getting the limelight stuff but he really caused the unification of Germany
The Fall of communism
Mrs: wow
ME: i was like really? Backstabbing the dead much George
Mrs: basically he's saying he was Ronnie's Cheney
and I believe that
ME: YES!
Mrs: Ron was a wind up toy
ME: He talked about how the FBI didn't like him and the CIA much
then he rambled about fishing
oh and he said something about how you should like spying
but he doesn't know if the government reads our emails
but spying isn't bad
Mrs: got this from Jen: http://www.aksalser.com/game.htm
wow
ME: All the while...our CEO was there rolling his eyes back from sheer orgasmic glory from that which is Dub1
Mrs: he was the head of the CIa
and was the biggest user of them in a presidency
till his kid I'm sure
ME: And i almost lost it
Mrs: LMAO
ME: when he talked about skydiving
he said barbara told him this was gonna be his last time
but he said he's not doing it solo
he will be
"strapped to a huge guy who's really strong"
i was like you HOMOsapian cocksucker
and it was cuz of how he said it
he's a closet
look at his wife
Mrs: she's a dude
ME: oh and how skydiving gives him physical pleasure
Mrs: ew
no
ME: and he needs that phsycal stimulation
Mrs: i don't need to know that
ME: I SAID THE FUCK
THE FUCK
Mrs: OMG
ME: THE FUC
Mrs: no
non
ME: YES!
YES
Mrs: nnnnnoooo
ME: now none of this had anything to do with sales kickoff
but i surely do wish olbermann was there
Mrs: oh shit
could you imagine?
ME: omg
i was imagining
when he said that shit
i was like what would olbermann do
after he pulled his head out of the garbage from vomitting
so when he was getting off the stage
our CEO had the help him
he said you have my other arm right
dont le tme fall
and instantly i thought of Stevie
Mrs: OH SHIT
if he went down like that
death
ME: girl
Mrs: immediate
for me
ME: DOA
son
Mrs: cause I would have died laffin
ME: DOA
Mrs: flat fucking line
ME: ok and that was my kickoff experience
“No Ticket, No Laundry”The new Jr. Senator from Ill, Ron Burris, was denied entry into the new senatorial class because his appointment was not certified by the state secretary. Burris has now been Signed and Sealed and will soon be Delivered back to Washington for his swearing in ceremony. That is, if the impeachment of BlaBANGovich does not impede his progress.
“It’s hunting season”But only for dark meat…
Oakland, CA: it has been released that the Oakland Mass Transit Police (Bay Area Rapid Transit) murdered an unarmed 22 year old black male, Oscar Grant III, for saying “don’t taze me. I have a four year old child.” Riots have erupted in the Oakland Community after a peaceful protest. Circa LA during Rodney King.
Houston, TX: Robbie Tolan was shot by a Bellaire Police Officer for suspected robbery of his own car at his parents’ house. He is now in the hospital with a bullet permanently lodged in his liver.
New Orleans, LA: The New Orleans Police are saying that 22 year old Adolph Grimes sent the first shot. It was their duty to return fire, 48 times, with two bullets hitting the front torso and 12 hitting Grimes in the back. The police are dodging questions faster than GDUB1 dodges shoes, however the coroner will release more information at a later date. He was three blocks from his grandmother’s house and just came from Houston for a visit. Grimes has no criminal history. Grimes was sitting in his car, waiting on a relative. The smell of cover up reeks.
International
“There will be no peace until we kill all of you”
This week Israel continued its “military offensive” on the Gaza, killing more than 600 and injuring more than 3000. Is Military Offensive the same thing as Vietnam being a Conflict? The UN has voted unanimously (without the US vote. Yay for abstention.) for Israel to cease their assault on the people of Gaza. Which Israel completely complied by sending more missiles to Gaza.
“What humanitarian crisis?”While Israel contended there was not a humanitarian crisis in Gaza, The Red Cross, in an unprecedented move, says Israel is breaching international humanitarian law after receiving distress calls and finding emaciated children sitting with their dying parents in shelled structures. http://www.reuters.com/article/featuredCrisis/idUS123149581769 Victims were found in a building that Israeli soldiers instructed a family to find shelter. The structure was then bombed by an Israeli missile.
“I’m sending you to Siberia”The government of Russia turned off Gas that’s supplied to Eastern Europe via the Ukrainian pipeline. Bulgaria has been mostly affected by these turn of events. Putin gave the cease gas orders because he wants the Ukraine to pay retail price for the gas they receive and pay for the gas they “skim” off the top to maintain the pipelines. The Ukrainian government has given Russia the equivalent of the “finger” and says they will not pay retail nor will they pay for the gas used for the lines. Sales of electric heaters have soared and sold out in all stores. Hungary is thinking of powering up a nuclear reactor to supply heat to their countrymen. The EU is working to sponsor talks with both countries and end this gas war.
“George Bush doesn’t like Black People”Well not those wanting to start their visit a little early. It came out this week that President (I refuse to continue saying elect) Obama and family were denied early check-in at Blair House because the former Prime Minister from Australia, John Howard, had previously been booked. The craziness, besides telling the President NO, is the Blair House is a compound made up of 4 adjacent buildings from the original as well as a townhouse. The house contains 119 rooms and 35 bathrooms. I guess 6 people sleeping there maxs out their capacity. Well now Mary, Joseph and the Obamas have all heard there’s no room at the inn.
“GDUB1 Kicks Off the New Year”I’ll just post the convo with my partner for life (not like that) Vixen:
ME: so i saw Bush Sr.
awful
everyone had a look of WTH on their faces
now i saw it in our conference room
I wonder what the actual folks there looked liked
I thought our CEO was going to cream on himself
cuz he was all on Sr.'s Nutsack
Sent at 3:59 PM on Tuesday
Mrs: LMAO @ CEO Jizzin in his pants over GDub 1
ME: girl
folks were like THE FUCK?!?!
did we pay for that shit?
Mrs: Does Poppy look like the cryptkeeper?
ME: YES
Mrs: and yes ya'll paid handsomely for that
not Billery money
but ya'll paid
that's where the money saved by firing all them folks went
ME: YES!
that's what we said
Sent at 4:05 PM on Tuesday
ME: here i was listening to janis joplin
when bam
i got listen to his cantankerous ass
talking about fishing
hillary being a strong willed woman
the liberal media and bashing the NY TImes
obama being off to a good start cuz he kept Gates
oh and his feeling emotional about seeing the parade of tanks and troops with stormin normin
oh and btw
his little filmography
bashed regan...and changed history
i was like eh?
wasnt regan your boy
after he beat ur ass when u ran against him
then he talked about how ronnyboy loved to say he wasn't for increasing taxes but increased them 12 times
oh and how the media is unfair to the current president
Mrs: LMAO
how did you not holler at your desk?
ME: i was so busy shaking my head
and mouthing wtf
and asking anye who is there personally to throw shoes for me
he said he prefers streaking
but asked if i have bail money
oh and talk about spoonfed questions
one chick was like "PRes. Bush it's an honor to have you here (everyone started with that bullshit line). When I was first able to vote, I voted for you."
i was like HOE SIT DOWN
one dude asked him about homelessness after he licked his balls by saying "When you were in office you launched a homeless ending campaign" and then he went on to ask about how we can better the homeless situation now
to which Dub1 said..."I don't know how"
SON!
Mrs: I'm sending this whole exchange to Jen
LMAO
I'm in hysterics at my desk
ME: He also said Margaret Thatcher was a strong willed woman too
and went on to give an example of such will...
Mrs: I would have been like since your the shitty tree that the rotten fruit we have as president came from, how would you respond to the the fact, not the opinion, that your spawn is the worst president in history
ME: "When we were boycotting, I mean checking all of the boats in the Gulf, I received intelligence information to not stop this one boat (why no one followed up with what was in that boat...). I was asked who's going to tell Thatcher so I said I would. She said George don't get all wobbly on us."
WTF?
Mrs: strong willed is a nice way of saying a bitch that got her way by being a bitch. A chick who shouldn't have done well playing in the sandbox with the boys but managed to despite being a weak ass woman
ME: That's all he had
YES!
someone asked (i think it was our CEO between cries of passion) about his friendship with Dirty Bill
Mrs: Never mind that he's more bitch than anyone else
that was his whole rep
being a bitch ass
ME: and he said Bill's a nice guy. Barbara said to not bring him home again because he talkes to much.
WTF?
Mrs: wiping tears over between cries of passion
ME: You and your momwife need to get swallowed up by the hurricane that is known as SweetDickBilly's cumsack
Mrs: naw! The silver douche bag said that shit
if a hoe ever needed to sit down...
ME: I was done
Mrs: what is your work number
ME: ok
girl so
lemme get back in the groove
he talked about how when he went to see Ronnieboy when he had gone really downhill
how ronnie was like do you see this line?
and Dub1 said no
he said but ronnie didn't see it either
i
DIED
He said how Ronnie was good at getting the limelight stuff but he really caused the unification of Germany
The Fall of communism
Mrs: wow
ME: i was like really? Backstabbing the dead much George
Mrs: basically he's saying he was Ronnie's Cheney
and I believe that
ME: YES!
Mrs: Ron was a wind up toy
ME: He talked about how the FBI didn't like him and the CIA much
then he rambled about fishing
oh and he said something about how you should like spying
but he doesn't know if the government reads our emails
but spying isn't bad
Mrs: got this from Jen: http://www.aksalser.com/game.htm
wow
ME: All the while...our CEO was there rolling his eyes back from sheer orgasmic glory from that which is Dub1
Mrs: he was the head of the CIa
and was the biggest user of them in a presidency
till his kid I'm sure
ME: And i almost lost it
Mrs: LMAO
ME: when he talked about skydiving
he said barbara told him this was gonna be his last time
but he said he's not doing it solo
he will be
"strapped to a huge guy who's really strong"
i was like you HOMOsapian cocksucker
and it was cuz of how he said it
he's a closet
look at his wife
Mrs: she's a dude
ME: oh and how skydiving gives him physical pleasure
Mrs: ew
no
ME: and he needs that phsycal stimulation
Mrs: i don't need to know that
ME: I SAID THE FUCK
THE FUCK
Mrs: OMG
ME: THE FUC
Mrs: no
non
ME: YES!
YES
Mrs: nnnnnoooo
ME: now none of this had anything to do with sales kickoff
but i surely do wish olbermann was there
Mrs: oh shit
could you imagine?
ME: omg
i was imagining
when he said that shit
i was like what would olbermann do
after he pulled his head out of the garbage from vomitting
so when he was getting off the stage
our CEO had the help him
he said you have my other arm right
dont le tme fall
and instantly i thought of Stevie
Mrs: OH SHIT
if he went down like that
death
ME: girl
Mrs: immediate
for me
ME: DOA
son
Mrs: cause I would have died laffin
ME: DOA
Mrs: flat fucking line
ME: ok and that was my kickoff experience
“No Ticket, No Laundry”The new Jr. Senator from Ill, Ron Burris, was denied entry into the new senatorial class because his appointment was not certified by the state secretary. Burris has now been Signed and Sealed and will soon be Delivered back to Washington for his swearing in ceremony. That is, if the impeachment of BlaBANGovich does not impede his progress.
“It’s hunting season”But only for dark meat…
Oakland, CA: it has been released that the Oakland Mass Transit Police (Bay Area Rapid Transit) murdered an unarmed 22 year old black male, Oscar Grant III, for saying “don’t taze me. I have a four year old child.” Riots have erupted in the Oakland Community after a peaceful protest. Circa LA during Rodney King.
Houston, TX: Robbie Tolan was shot by a Bellaire Police Officer for suspected robbery of his own car at his parents’ house. He is now in the hospital with a bullet permanently lodged in his liver.
New Orleans, LA: The New Orleans Police are saying that 22 year old Adolph Grimes sent the first shot. It was their duty to return fire, 48 times, with two bullets hitting the front torso and 12 hitting Grimes in the back. The police are dodging questions faster than GDUB1 dodges shoes, however the coroner will release more information at a later date. He was three blocks from his grandmother’s house and just came from Houston for a visit. Grimes has no criminal history. Grimes was sitting in his car, waiting on a relative. The smell of cover up reeks.
International
“There will be no peace until we kill all of you”
This week Israel continued its “military offensive” on the Gaza, killing more than 600 and injuring more than 3000. Is Military Offensive the same thing as Vietnam being a Conflict? The UN has voted unanimously (without the US vote. Yay for abstention.) for Israel to cease their assault on the people of Gaza. Which Israel completely complied by sending more missiles to Gaza.
“What humanitarian crisis?”While Israel contended there was not a humanitarian crisis in Gaza, The Red Cross, in an unprecedented move, says Israel is breaching international humanitarian law after receiving distress calls and finding emaciated children sitting with their dying parents in shelled structures. http://www.reuters.com/article/featuredCrisis/idUS123149581769 Victims were found in a building that Israeli soldiers instructed a family to find shelter. The structure was then bombed by an Israeli missile.
“I’m sending you to Siberia”The government of Russia turned off Gas that’s supplied to Eastern Europe via the Ukrainian pipeline. Bulgaria has been mostly affected by these turn of events. Putin gave the cease gas orders because he wants the Ukraine to pay retail price for the gas they receive and pay for the gas they “skim” off the top to maintain the pipelines. The Ukrainian government has given Russia the equivalent of the “finger” and says they will not pay retail nor will they pay for the gas used for the lines. Sales of electric heaters have soared and sold out in all stores. Hungary is thinking of powering up a nuclear reactor to supply heat to their countrymen. The EU is working to sponsor talks with both countries and end this gas war.
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Max & Tash Run The Rules
Yeah so I've been meaning to come in here and put together a list of fuckery that I don't want to see for random Niggers (yes, that's what I said) for the next 4 years. I was on IM with Tashie and we got to spittin and here is our draft list direct from our brain grapes:
Tasha: Has officially been chopped and screwed.
Mrs: http://flickr.com/photos/barackobamadotcom/sets/72157608716313371/show/
Sent at 9:42 AM on Thursday
Tasha: aww
he watched CNN
Mrs: lol
Tasha: as did I but i watched MSNBC too
LMAO
Mrs: those pics are great
I hate CNN
sorry
Tasha: darn u NEWS TV
Mrs: but they all annoy me
Tasha: DARN U
Mrs: I watch MSNBC
and I turn to Fox to see how long I can last before I cuss and turn the channel
Tasha: i stream MSNBC
watch CNN
Mrs: nope
I did it in reverse
Tasha: and smite Fox news
Sent at 9:48 AM on Thursday
Mrs: why have you been chopped and screwed?
Tasha: the song
is my new guilty pleasure
that darn TPAIN
with his hot beat
Mrs: oh
yeah no
Tasha: it's so bad i downloaded the instrumental
which is hot as hell
Mrs: wow
That’s unfortunate
Tasha: and it's very much like the song "I Get so Lonely" by Janet Jackson
have u heard the song
Mrs: I don't listen to the radio so I don't know anything
Tasha: girl i will send u the instrumental because i know tpain will make ur ears bleed
Mrs: thanks
you are correct
he makes me stabby
Tasha: LMAO
Mrs: and I need him to stop running around lookin like a damn lawn jockey
the president is black for gods sakes
I'm thinking about writing a post for Race Rehab on the rules of behavior for the next 4 years
Tasha: LMAO
Mrs: specifically for Niggers
Tasha: no flavor of ANYTHING
Mrs: exactly
Tasha: remove flava flav from TELEVISION immediately
no wayans brothers movies
NONE
NADA
Mrs: banish T-Pain
Tasha: no more songs with Niggaz, strippaz, hoez, bitches and poles
Mrs: Kanye must keep his cuntyness at low levels
Tasha: just say no
to niggaz poles and a hoe
Mrs: Diddy must immediately shut the fuck up
Tasha: that is our new slogan
Mrs: LOL
Mos Def must give up all forms of Chickenheadery
Tasha: Mos Def must be married to only one chick at a time
TI must not turn into TIP
EVER
no more supermanning, batmanning or crankin dat hoe
no more!
Lauryn must go into rehab, get her shit together and have the Fugees perform proper like at the Inaug
black women must once again
COVER THEIR ASSES
wear BRAS
and Girdles so shit doesn't shake like a salt shaker
unless u are with ur man
no more dressing for the CLUB at work
Black Men...please make belts part of your clothing attire
STAT
Sent at 10:06 AM on Thursday
Mrs: VH1 must stop all versons of shows with of Love in the tittle
they are embarssing to humanity
Tasha: VH1 must only have shows about music
I love the
Mrs: MTV must actually show videos
Tasha: BET must either cease to exist or go back to serving black folks and not gutter trash
i need it to stand for Black Elite Television
Mrs: Word
The president is Black for godssakes!
Sent at 10:22 AM on Thursday
Tasha: Black men must atleast own ONE SUIT
and not purple either
all teeth grilling establishments must go out of business STAT
Mrs: All Pimp cups, hats, canes and suits must be turned over for a mass burning in a bonfire
preferrably in a town square
Tasha: Spinning rims must be removed and never reproduced AGAIN
Mrs: Owners of Luxury cars must also own their homes
Tasha: and cars
Mrs: Also, too, chicks with 5 or more children must have regular birth control on hand
Tasha: no
2 or more
must be forced to have birthcontrol
Mrs: Dudes must have vasectomies if they father more than 2 kids
Tasha: i have two
Mrs: lol
Tasha: i can't do another
Anyone who has more than two different parents for their children (keep in mind this includes me so i can say it) must not reproduce without being married
it must be put into LAW
Any man or woman that does not pay their childsupport...must be sent to Gitmo
does an olbermann turn to the camera that means you wayne muhammad
does another turn to the camera on the left that means u twan
Mrs: LMAO
Any man or woman who spends less than 365 days out of the year with their children forfeits their parental rights
Tasha: Leave Gitmo open for Childsupport violators please
Mrs: word
and they can get the abu grieb treatment
Tasha: YES
i was trying to find the name of the place
glad u said it cuz i was searching
Sent at 10:42 AM on Thursday
Mrs: lol
Tasha: No more cornrows
on men
cuz they don't keep them up
Mrs: no fucking ponytails on men
no goddamn perms either
Tasha: yes
i was gonna type that
turns to side camera that means u Rev Al
Mrs: any attire that makes you look like a slave or a hoe is banned!!
Tasha: if u act like a slave or a hoe...Gitmo for u
Mrs: for deprogramming
Tasha: YES
all white folks with cornrows must be beaten into submission to the clippers
Mrs: President Obama needs to form a Drop Squad to round up all errant Niggers for deprogramming
Tasha: and i'm sorry no more white dudes with dreds cuz it is a must to wash their hair everyday
Mrs: LOL
did I send you that thing from SNL?
with Ras Trent?
Tasha: and while i'm on that....no more going outin public with Scarves unless u are a muslim, rollers and picks or combs in ur heads
no i didn't
Mrs: word. All hair must be coiffed before leaving the house
or you will be banished
Tasha: yes
and if u rock a ponytail
that shit must be neat
and to the back
not on the side unless u are a kid
and not on the top flairing out unless u are in a mary j blige video
Mrs: LOL
all weaves must consist of proper hair
Tasha: Black people
Mrs: not in grades that ain't yours
Tasha: STOP EMBARRISING US IN FRONT OF THESE WHITE FOLKS
Mrs: or colors that don't exist in nature
Tasha: no more koolaid for color inspiriation
Mrs: designs on dragon lady nails and dragon lady nails for that matter are banned
Tasha: no more curved nails
Mrs: no
French manis only
at realistic lengths
Sent at 10:55 AM on Thursday
Tasha: yo i'm palin i'm out!
Mrs: LOL
they were dissin her to her face yo
Tasha: yes!
baddadingding ding ding whoaaaaaaaa
Mrs: LMAO
OH HOTSTEPPER YOU DO SO MANY DUTTY CRIMES!
Tasha: are u there jah it's me ras trent
Mrs: LOL
Tasha: Are you there Jah it's me Ras Trent...skiddle lee whoaaaaa
Tasha: that got me
Mrs: NYABINGHI
Tasha: when he said skiddle lee whoaaaaaaa
LMAO
Mrs: Excuse I
LOL
I was destroyed by the whole thing
Tasha: when he walked by those rastaz
LMWO
Mrs: LOL
Tasha: yes laffin my weight off
Mrs: I had to rewind that shit
Tasha: that's what i said
i did too
Mrs: LOL
I saw it on tv first
I called Zeen to watch it
He was in hysterics
Tasha: LMAO
hahahahahahaa
Mrs: I love how he told his bombaclot parents he's changing religions
Tasha: Which required the floors to be re-done so that there is continuity in the color and grain of the floors throughout.
Fragment sentence
Mrs: I thought so
hold on
I must have sent an old version
I changed that sentence
Tasha: ok
Mrs: wrong version
Tasha: k
Mrs: sent the right one
Tasha: good letter
exhibit A
LMAO
max is on law and order
Sent at 11:08 AM on Thursday
Mrs: LOL
it's not a game
Tasha: LMAO
Black People
do not put ur utilities in ur child's name
Mrs: or credit cards
or cable accounts
Tasha: LAWD
Mrs: or anything else
because that shit is triffling
Tasha: Black people
stop making up names
Mrs: seriously
Tasha: the president's name is BARACK...it MEANS SOMETHING
not the name of a car
electronic company
those do not count
TOSHIBA is not a proper name for a child
and if it ends in esha, quanda, quita, quida don't do it
and no combining names to give your child a name Keyaaron (for KEith Aaron)
Mrs: and if you don't make them up don't fuck up the spelling on a perfectly good names
Tasha: Shawn and Sean are good
Mrs: looking at my brother Philip
Tasha: we dont need Shauyne
Chaun
what did he name his child?
Mrs: Isiah is not spelled Izeyah
Tasha: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
messing up the Lord's work
uhm looking at wayne
Mrs: No muslim names if you ain't really muslim
Tasha: Mikalah is not spelled Mekaylah
Mrs: ugh
Tasha: so nuri doesn't accept that as one of her names
seriously she won't
she said i use the names u gave me mommy
Mrs: My new nephew's name is Shaheed
Tasha: oh like Ali Shaheed
Mrs: right
Tasha: from tribe called quest
ok
Mrs: exactly
he's never getting on a plane
Tasha: LMAO
what's his last name
Mrs: I've decided to call him Xavier
Tasha: is that his middle name?
Mrs: No
Tasha: oh
Mrs: I made it up
Tasha: just ur name
ok
i do that
Mrs: that's what I call him
Tasha: amir's house negro name is Patrick
Mrs: because I'm sure my "muslim" brother is eating a pork chop
Tasha: hahahahahahahahahaha
what is ur brother's last name
dies at muslim brother
and on that note
my dearest black muslim family
pans camera closely
this is America and every topic does not have to be based on how your religion is better
Mrs: my brother's last name is Thompson
Tasha: and it's Blessed are the Poor in SPIRIT
not broke as hell on earth
go to work my brothaz
Mrs: holla
them bean pies won't pay your mortgage
Tasha: pushes camera back and clutches quran
Mrs: LOL
Tasha: me and a sister were talking about that last night
cuz she was like yeah sis. so and so asked me for ur number and said that she and her husband aren't together
i said correct..she was going to talk to u about it but we had to get our plans together
sister so and so's husband would not provide fro the family
in three months only gave 60 dollas to the household fund
Mrs: damn
these cats become Muslims for the wrong reason
they like all the rah rah about the dude running the house
but it also means you need to provide trifflin negro
Triflin is triflin whether you're rocking a kufi with the dress thing or a bowtie with a crisp suit
you aren't any different than the cat in the baggy ass jeans and timbs with the eleventy billion kids he doesn't support
Also, too, Black women, if he was trifflin when you met him, trifflin he will remain. You cannot change a man or love him into some sort of ideal if he wasn't ideal to start with
Tasha: YES!
if he was on crack
he's gonna be a crackhead
i said it before u could
thanks!
Mrs: done and done
LOL
ha
Sent at 11:26 AM on Thursday
Mrs: ok so the testicular pain song is good
he sucks though
Luda is good as always
Tasha: hahahha
see
Sent at 11:43 AM on Thursday
Mrs: still sucks
lol
Tasha: LMAO
Sent at 12:00 PM on Thursday
Mrs: I'm just going to blog our convo
on Race Rehab
Sent at 12:20 PM on Thursday
Tasha: hahahahahaha
Tasha: Has officially been chopped and screwed.
Mrs: http://flickr.com/photos/barackobamadotcom/sets/72157608716313371/show/
Sent at 9:42 AM on Thursday
Tasha: aww
he watched CNN
Mrs: lol
Tasha: as did I but i watched MSNBC too
LMAO
Mrs: those pics are great
I hate CNN
sorry
Tasha: darn u NEWS TV
Mrs: but they all annoy me
Tasha: DARN U
Mrs: I watch MSNBC
and I turn to Fox to see how long I can last before I cuss and turn the channel
Tasha: i stream MSNBC
watch CNN
Mrs: nope
I did it in reverse
Tasha: and smite Fox news
Sent at 9:48 AM on Thursday
Mrs: why have you been chopped and screwed?
Tasha: the song
is my new guilty pleasure
that darn TPAIN
with his hot beat
Mrs: oh
yeah no
Tasha: it's so bad i downloaded the instrumental
which is hot as hell
Mrs: wow
That’s unfortunate
Tasha: and it's very much like the song "I Get so Lonely" by Janet Jackson
have u heard the song
Mrs: I don't listen to the radio so I don't know anything
Tasha: girl i will send u the instrumental because i know tpain will make ur ears bleed
Mrs: thanks
you are correct
he makes me stabby
Tasha: LMAO
Mrs: and I need him to stop running around lookin like a damn lawn jockey
the president is black for gods sakes
I'm thinking about writing a post for Race Rehab on the rules of behavior for the next 4 years
Tasha: LMAO
Mrs: specifically for Niggers
Tasha: no flavor of ANYTHING
Mrs: exactly
Tasha: remove flava flav from TELEVISION immediately
no wayans brothers movies
NONE
NADA
Mrs: banish T-Pain
Tasha: no more songs with Niggaz, strippaz, hoez, bitches and poles
Mrs: Kanye must keep his cuntyness at low levels
Tasha: just say no
to niggaz poles and a hoe
Mrs: Diddy must immediately shut the fuck up
Tasha: that is our new slogan
Mrs: LOL
Mos Def must give up all forms of Chickenheadery
Tasha: Mos Def must be married to only one chick at a time
TI must not turn into TIP
EVER
no more supermanning, batmanning or crankin dat hoe
no more!
Lauryn must go into rehab, get her shit together and have the Fugees perform proper like at the Inaug
black women must once again
COVER THEIR ASSES
wear BRAS
and Girdles so shit doesn't shake like a salt shaker
unless u are with ur man
no more dressing for the CLUB at work
Black Men...please make belts part of your clothing attire
STAT
Sent at 10:06 AM on Thursday
Mrs: VH1 must stop all versons of shows with of Love in the tittle
they are embarssing to humanity
Tasha: VH1 must only have shows about music
I love the
Mrs: MTV must actually show videos
Tasha: BET must either cease to exist or go back to serving black folks and not gutter trash
i need it to stand for Black Elite Television
Mrs: Word
The president is Black for godssakes!
Sent at 10:22 AM on Thursday
Tasha: Black men must atleast own ONE SUIT
and not purple either
all teeth grilling establishments must go out of business STAT
Mrs: All Pimp cups, hats, canes and suits must be turned over for a mass burning in a bonfire
preferrably in a town square
Tasha: Spinning rims must be removed and never reproduced AGAIN
Mrs: Owners of Luxury cars must also own their homes
Tasha: and cars
Mrs: Also, too, chicks with 5 or more children must have regular birth control on hand
Tasha: no
2 or more
must be forced to have birthcontrol
Mrs: Dudes must have vasectomies if they father more than 2 kids
Tasha: i have two
Mrs: lol
Tasha: i can't do another
Anyone who has more than two different parents for their children (keep in mind this includes me so i can say it) must not reproduce without being married
it must be put into LAW
Any man or woman that does not pay their childsupport...must be sent to Gitmo
does an olbermann turn to the camera that means you wayne muhammad
does another turn to the camera on the left that means u twan
Mrs: LMAO
Any man or woman who spends less than 365 days out of the year with their children forfeits their parental rights
Tasha: Leave Gitmo open for Childsupport violators please
Mrs: word
and they can get the abu grieb treatment
Tasha: YES
i was trying to find the name of the place
glad u said it cuz i was searching
Sent at 10:42 AM on Thursday
Mrs: lol
Tasha: No more cornrows
on men
cuz they don't keep them up
Mrs: no fucking ponytails on men
no goddamn perms either
Tasha: yes
i was gonna type that
turns to side camera that means u Rev Al
Mrs: any attire that makes you look like a slave or a hoe is banned!!
Tasha: if u act like a slave or a hoe...Gitmo for u
Mrs: for deprogramming
Tasha: YES
all white folks with cornrows must be beaten into submission to the clippers
Mrs: President Obama needs to form a Drop Squad to round up all errant Niggers for deprogramming
Tasha: and i'm sorry no more white dudes with dreds cuz it is a must to wash their hair everyday
Mrs: LOL
did I send you that thing from SNL?
with Ras Trent?
Tasha: and while i'm on that....no more going outin public with Scarves unless u are a muslim, rollers and picks or combs in ur heads
no i didn't
Mrs: word. All hair must be coiffed before leaving the house
or you will be banished
Tasha: yes
and if u rock a ponytail
that shit must be neat
and to the back
not on the side unless u are a kid
and not on the top flairing out unless u are in a mary j blige video
Mrs: LOL
all weaves must consist of proper hair
Tasha: Black people
Mrs: not in grades that ain't yours
Tasha: STOP EMBARRISING US IN FRONT OF THESE WHITE FOLKS
Mrs: or colors that don't exist in nature
Tasha: no more koolaid for color inspiriation
Mrs: designs on dragon lady nails and dragon lady nails for that matter are banned
Tasha: no more curved nails
Mrs: no
French manis only
at realistic lengths
Sent at 10:55 AM on Thursday
Tasha: yo i'm palin i'm out!
Mrs: LOL
they were dissin her to her face yo
Tasha: yes!
baddadingding ding ding whoaaaaaaaa
Mrs: LMAO
OH HOTSTEPPER YOU DO SO MANY DUTTY CRIMES!
Tasha: are u there jah it's me ras trent
Mrs: LOL
Tasha: Are you there Jah it's me Ras Trent...skiddle lee whoaaaaa
Tasha: that got me
Mrs: NYABINGHI
Tasha: when he said skiddle lee whoaaaaaaa
LMAO
Mrs: Excuse I
LOL
I was destroyed by the whole thing
Tasha: when he walked by those rastaz
LMWO
Mrs: LOL
Tasha: yes laffin my weight off
Mrs: I had to rewind that shit
Tasha: that's what i said
i did too
Mrs: LOL
I saw it on tv first
I called Zeen to watch it
He was in hysterics
Tasha: LMAO
hahahahahahaa
Mrs: I love how he told his bombaclot parents he's changing religions
Tasha: Which required the floors to be re-done so that there is continuity in the color and grain of the floors throughout.
Fragment sentence
Mrs: I thought so
hold on
I must have sent an old version
I changed that sentence
Tasha: ok
Mrs: wrong version
Tasha: k
Mrs: sent the right one
Tasha: good letter
exhibit A
LMAO
max is on law and order
Sent at 11:08 AM on Thursday
Mrs: LOL
it's not a game
Tasha: LMAO
Black People
do not put ur utilities in ur child's name
Mrs: or credit cards
or cable accounts
Tasha: LAWD
Mrs: or anything else
because that shit is triffling
Tasha: Black people
stop making up names
Mrs: seriously
Tasha: the president's name is BARACK...it MEANS SOMETHING
not the name of a car
electronic company
those do not count
TOSHIBA is not a proper name for a child
and if it ends in esha, quanda, quita, quida don't do it
and no combining names to give your child a name Keyaaron (for KEith Aaron)
Mrs: and if you don't make them up don't fuck up the spelling on a perfectly good names
Tasha: Shawn and Sean are good
Mrs: looking at my brother Philip
Tasha: we dont need Shauyne
Chaun
what did he name his child?
Mrs: Isiah is not spelled Izeyah
Tasha: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
messing up the Lord's work
uhm looking at wayne
Mrs: No muslim names if you ain't really muslim
Tasha: Mikalah is not spelled Mekaylah
Mrs: ugh
Tasha: so nuri doesn't accept that as one of her names
seriously she won't
she said i use the names u gave me mommy
Mrs: My new nephew's name is Shaheed
Tasha: oh like Ali Shaheed
Mrs: right
Tasha: from tribe called quest
ok
Mrs: exactly
he's never getting on a plane
Tasha: LMAO
what's his last name
Mrs: I've decided to call him Xavier
Tasha: is that his middle name?
Mrs: No
Tasha: oh
Mrs: I made it up
Tasha: just ur name
ok
i do that
Mrs: that's what I call him
Tasha: amir's house negro name is Patrick
Mrs: because I'm sure my "muslim" brother is eating a pork chop
Tasha: hahahahahahahahahaha
what is ur brother's last name
dies at muslim brother
and on that note
my dearest black muslim family
pans camera closely
this is America and every topic does not have to be based on how your religion is better
Mrs: my brother's last name is Thompson
Tasha: and it's Blessed are the Poor in SPIRIT
not broke as hell on earth
go to work my brothaz
Mrs: holla
them bean pies won't pay your mortgage
Tasha: pushes camera back and clutches quran
Mrs: LOL
Tasha: me and a sister were talking about that last night
cuz she was like yeah sis. so and so asked me for ur number and said that she and her husband aren't together
i said correct..she was going to talk to u about it but we had to get our plans together
sister so and so's husband would not provide fro the family
in three months only gave 60 dollas to the household fund
Mrs: damn
these cats become Muslims for the wrong reason
they like all the rah rah about the dude running the house
but it also means you need to provide trifflin negro
Triflin is triflin whether you're rocking a kufi with the dress thing or a bowtie with a crisp suit
you aren't any different than the cat in the baggy ass jeans and timbs with the eleventy billion kids he doesn't support
Also, too, Black women, if he was trifflin when you met him, trifflin he will remain. You cannot change a man or love him into some sort of ideal if he wasn't ideal to start with
Tasha: YES!
if he was on crack
he's gonna be a crackhead
i said it before u could
thanks!
Mrs: done and done
LOL
ha
Sent at 11:26 AM on Thursday
Mrs: ok so the testicular pain song is good
he sucks though
Luda is good as always
Tasha: hahahha
see
Sent at 11:43 AM on Thursday
Mrs: still sucks
lol
Tasha: LMAO
Sent at 12:00 PM on Thursday
Mrs: I'm just going to blog our convo
on Race Rehab
Sent at 12:20 PM on Thursday
Tasha: hahahahahaha
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
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